Much like the weekend, I’ve got nothing to post about. (More correctly: about which to post).

You see. I could spend an entire paragraph or two dissecting sentences only to avoid actually posting about something substantive.

Let’s face it. No one wants to hear me bitch about my cold or Rae’s ear infection or our long work hours or the shitty weather. And that’s all I’d really be doing.

In fact, I don’t want to hear me bitch either but the pencil would only reach so far into my ear and the constant jabbing only made the voices louder.

In all seriousness, I just felt compelled to release a little creative energy in a non-violent and difficult-to-comprehend manner. I can see that I’ve been successful in wasting everyone’s time.

Good day.