I am in no state to be at work today. I’m tired, surly, groggy, bleary-eyed and in every other conceivable way completely inattentive to the task at hand. In short (too late), I need to go home and sleep.

In the absence of some massive early leave email making the rounds, I give you two goofy internet thingamajigs (technical term) via VH1’s Best Week Ever blog.

Coldplay X&Y Album Art Generator

Family Guy Petarded Chart Generator

My creation: