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August 3rd, 2005 by Seth

Co-Worker Advisory: The following blog post may be considered NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Reader discretion is advised.

This thought, that Law & Order: SVU actress Mariska Hargitay and adult film star Janine Lindemulder were separated at birth, has been in the back of my head for months. I swear, everytime I’m watching SVU with Jenn, I flash to an unmentionable scene because they really do look very similar.

I’ve cherry-picked a photo of Janine with short, dark hair, but the rest of the information is solid. You be the judge. Are these two hotties secretly related?

	Janine Lindemulder	Mariska Hargitay

DOB	11/14/68	01/23/64
Height	5′8″	5′7 1/2″
Measurements	34C-24-35	36C-24-36
Hair	Usually blonde	Brown
Eyes	Brown	Brown

I don’t have any other illuminating statistics or facts other than what I believe is a strong resemblance. They both have very angular faces and husky voices, if that matters. They’re both stunning “actresses”.

I think I’m on to something here. Respond via the comments if you’ve got more “evidence”.

UPDATE: Welcome Fleshbot readers! And thanks for the potential addition of Jillian Barberie to this silly, yet hot, list.

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10 Responses

andrew writes:

August 4th, 2005 at 4:46 am

very surreal,

but you can also add Fox hostess/weathergirl Jillian Barberie to this triplet list,

klymax writes:

August 4th, 2005 at 8:38 am

Chances are no! Makeup does a lot to both of these girls.

Mickey Kaus writes:

August 7th, 2005 at 5:24 pm

Mariska was of course in the car when her mother Jayne Mansfield was decapitated in a car accident in June of 1967.

bluefunday writes:

December 6th, 2005 at 3:18 pm

I just saw a website that said Janine was born in 1977. I too saw this porn film and thought for sure it was her! Is Mariska leading a double life?????

terri writes:

December 12th, 2007 at 1:35 am

i would LOVE to watch Janine and Mariska get it on!

Rob writes:

December 26th, 2007 at 12:42 am

I think now Janine will be in the porn version “Lust & Order: Sex Case Unit.” Plus I think Chris Meloni and Richard Burgi were seperated at birth.

bria writes:

January 2nd, 2008 at 7:34 pm

i believe that they are secret twins because they do look so similar. when i first saw this picture i thought to myself maybe mariska sexied it up a bit. these pictures so similar that it makes you wonder. the only sure way is to take a blood test.