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This thought, that Law & Order: SVU actress Mariska Hargitay and adult film star Janine Lindemulder were separated at birth, has been in the back of my head for months. I swear, everytime I’m watching SVU with Jenn, I flash to an unmentionable scene because they really do look very similar.

I’ve cherry-picked a photo of Janine with short, dark hair, but the rest of the information is solid. You be the judge. Are these two hotties secretly related?

  Janine Lindemulder Mariska Hargitay
 
DOB 11/14/68 01/23/64
Height 5′8″ 5′7 1/2″
Measurements 34C-24-35 36C-24-36
Hair Usually blonde Brown
Eyes Brown Brown

I don’t have any other illuminating statistics or facts other than what I believe is a strong resemblance. They both have very angular faces and husky voices, if that matters. They’re both stunning “actresses”.

I think I’m on to something here. Respond via the comments if you’ve got more “evidence”.

UPDATE: Welcome Fleshbot readers! And thanks for the potential addition of Jillian Barberie to this silly, yet hot, list.