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Separated at Birth: Janine & Mariska
August 3rd, 2005 by Seth

Co-Worker Advisory: The following blog post may be considered NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Reader discretion is advised.

This thought, that Law & Order: SVU actress Mariska Hargitay and adult film star Janine Lindemulder were separated at birth, has been in the back of my head for months. I swear, everytime I’m watching SVU with Jenn, I flash to an unmentionable scene because they really do look very similar.

I’ve cherry-picked a photo of Janine with short, dark hair, but the rest of the information is solid. You be the judge. Are these two hotties secretly related?

  Janine Lindemulder Mariska Hargitay
 
DOB 11/14/68 01/23/64
Height 5’8″ 5’7 1/2″
Measurements 34C-24-35 36C-24-36
Hair Usually blonde Brown
Eyes Brown Brown

I don’t have any other illuminating statistics or facts other than what I believe is a strong resemblance. They both have very angular faces and husky voices, if that matters. They’re both stunning “actresses”.

I think I’m on to something here. Respond via the comments if you’ve got more “evidence”.

UPDATE: Welcome Fleshbot readers! And thanks for the potential addition of Jillian Barberie to this silly, yet hot, list.

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11 Responses  
  • andrew writes:
    August 4th, 20054:46 amat

    very surreal,

    but you can also add Fox hostess/weathergirl Jillian Barberie to this triplet list,

  • klymax writes:
    August 4th, 20058:38 amat

    Chances are no! Makeup does a lot to both of these girls.

  • Mickey Kaus writes:
    August 7th, 20055:24 pmat

    Mariska was of course in the car when her mother Jayne Mansfield was decapitated in a car accident in June of 1967.

  • bluefunday writes:
    December 6th, 20053:18 pmat

    I just saw a website that said Janine was born in 1977. I too saw this porn film and thought for sure it was her! Is Mariska leading a double life?????

  • Mostly Muppet Dot Com writes:
    January 16th, 20068:42 pmat

    Separated at birth: Lisa Rinna and Nicholson’s Joker…

    So Jenn and I have been watching the new season of Dancing with the Stars and generally enjoying ourselves, save for when Master P. or Tatum O’Neal “dances”. One of the “performers” who certainly stands out is Lisa Rinna….

  • Mostly Muppet Dot Com writes:
    January 26th, 20073:09 pmat

    SVWho?…

    Yesterday’s announcement concerning pay increases for Mariska Hargitay and Chris Meloni and the two-year extension the show was given got me thinking about my recent relationship with Law and Order: SVU.
    Jenn and I have definitely been fans since…

  • Mostly Muppet Dot Com writes:
    January 30th, 200711:19 amat

    Seperated at Birth: Christopher Meloni and Elias Koteas…

    Another in my continuing series.
    Seperated at Birth: Christopher Meloni and Elias Koteas
    I may not be the first to think of this one, but I’ve got better data!
    Plus, I seriously thought Meloni was in the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie u…

  • terri writes:
    December 12th, 20071:35 amat

    i would LOVE to watch Janine and Mariska get it on!

  • Rob writes:
    December 26th, 200712:42 amat

    I think now Janine will be in the porn version “Lust & Order: Sex Case Unit.” Plus I think Chris Meloni and Richard Burgi were seperated at birth.

  • bria writes:
    January 2nd, 20087:34 pmat

    i believe that they are secret twins because they do look so similar. when i first saw this picture i thought to myself maybe mariska sexied it up a bit. these pictures so similar that it makes you wonder. the only sure way is to take a blood test.

  • hutch writes:
    July 16th, 20103:54 pmat

    Not really…Mariska is much prettier.



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