If I were a less productive person, I’d ditch my day job and devote all my free time to deconstructing Lost. Luckily for you (and my continued, gainful employment) other people have taken up the mantle of true Lost obsessive/compulsives and analyzed the Dharma diagram/map on the back of the blast door from Lost: Lockdown. You know, the one Locke saw when the blacklights came on.

Here are a few of the best interpretations of the Lost Dharma door map. And yes, there are more than one.

I’m spent. Jump down the rabbit hole at the expense of your own sanity and productivity.

UPDATE: One more for good measure.