Cröonchy Stars: Muppet-based cereal with a superfluous umlaut, starring the Swedish Chef.
I never had this cereal, but it seems eerily reminiscent of another late 80’s crunchy, sweet, puffed oat cereal (not Cap’n Crunch). Anybody know the cereal I’m describing?
I’m pretty sure it had “stars” in its title as well.
Anyhow, Bork! Bork! Bork!
Wikipedia entry
Kermitage entry
Toomfoolery via Recreational Bathing Environments
During the 80’s, umlauts seemed to show up on every spandex metal band’s name, to seem more hardcore.
Perhaps the Swedish Chef moonlights as a guitarist for Cröonchy Dëath?