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Office Pirates
August 30th, 2006 by Seth

Here’s my snarky Office Pirates post.

Now that Office Pirates has run aground, here’s my metaphor meltdown list of ways you can be funnier than their site by using Pirate/nautical terminology to describe their demise:

  • Looted
  • Pillaged
  • Sunk
  • Ransacked
  • Run Aground
  • Overboard
  • Walked the plank
  • Keel-hauled
  • Gone to visit Davy Jones’ locker
  • Scuttled
  • Lowered it’s sails

Feel free to add your own in the comments.

Enjoy the Schadenfreude and pile on others’ misery.

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2 Responses  
  • Greg writes:
    August 30th, 2006 at 12:57 pm

    *insert witty Monkey Island-esque swordplay comeback here*

    “i am rubber, you are glue?”

  • Mack writes:
    September 13th, 2006 at 6:42 pm

    You were trying to be funnier…right?


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