Here’s my snarky Office Pirates post.

Now that Office Pirates has run aground, here’s my metaphor meltdown list of ways you can be funnier than their site by using Pirate/nautical terminology to describe their demise:

• Looted
• Pillaged
• Sunk
• Ransacked
• Run Aground
• Overboard
• Walked the plank
• Keel-hauled
• Gone to visit Davy Jones’ locker
• Scuttled
• Lowered it’s sails

Feel free to add your own in the comments.

Enjoy the Schadenfreude and pile on others’ misery.

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