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The Beatles Hey Bulldog in honor of Georgia’s win over the Georgia North Avenue Trade School (G.N.A.T.S.) on Saturday.

Sheepdog
Standing in the rain,
Bullfrog
Doing it again
Some kind of happiness is measured out in miles
What makes you think you’re something special when you smile?

Child-like
No one understands,
Jack knife
In your sweaty hands,
Some kind of innocence is measured out in years
You don’t know what it’s like to listen to your fears.

You can talk to me
You can talk to me
You can talk to me
If you’re lonely you can talk to me

Big man
Walking in the park
Whigwam
Frightened of the dark
Some kind of solitude is measured out in you
You think you know me but you haven’t got a clue

You can talk to me
You can talk to me
You can talk to me
If you’re lonely you can talk to me

[Hey]
Hey Bulldog
Hey Bulldog
Hey Bulldog
Hey Bulldog
Hey Bulldog

Okay, I know you’ve all been anticipating this post like it was Christmas morning, so here goes:

Diagnosis:

• Bunion (duh) - not as bad as anticipated
• Tendonitis of the left ankle and left (bunion) big toe
• Bone spurs in the left mid-foot

Prescriptions:

• Physical therapy for the tendonitis
• Orthotic for the bunion
• 800mg of Ibuprofen for the painful sleeping

Prognosis:

• Therapy should give me broader range of motion, less pain and painful sleep in my ankle
• Orthotic should help my bunion pain, but not the shape or calcification
• Surgery is a last resort option as it entails breaking my metatarsal (big toe), getting pins in my toe, realigning my tendon and staying off my foot for 2-3 months

All in all generally good news, but I wanted to get cut. I want the surgery and the pins. I want a better looking, fully functional toe.

The tendonitis is a good catch and the likely culprit of a good portion of my new and most annoying pain, but I want the damn bunion gone.

Time will tell. I’ll do the work (therapy) and buy the orthotic.

Watch this space.

According to experts, my personality type is : Border Line Psycho Killer Other people like me display these traits. They are lawyers They have long tongues They like black lingerie They eat snails Take the Ink Blot Personality Quiz at JokesUnlimited.com

I cant seem to face up to the facts
Im tense and nervous and i
Cant relax
I cant sleep cause my beds on fire
Dont touch me Im a real live wire

Psycho killer
Quest que cest
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away
Psycho killer
Quest que cest
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away

You start a conversation you cant even finish it.
Youre talkin a lot, but youre not sayin anything.
When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed.
Say something once, why say it again?

Psycho killer,
Quest que cest
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away
Psycho killer
Quest que cest
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away

(* spoken interlude in french *)

Psycho killer,
Quest que cest
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away
Psycho killer,
Quest que cest
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh….

Accurate and dependable.

[Via Dave]

If you didn’t watch 10 Items or Less last night - Mondays at 11pm on TBS - you’re missing out.

Your Grocery Store Career Path Is: Manager

How sure are we?
BARELY

You made it! You’re now the manager of a grocery store. Go on, you can tell your parents to shove it, and that you finally made something of yourself, but honestly, you’re way too old to need your parents’ approval. We’ll stay out of it, though, you’re the big shot grocery store manager, and who are we to talk to you like that.

Take the 10 Items or Less Career Path Quiz on tbs.com

The first episode will be available on broadband this Thursday, so check it out in case you missed it.