You know, ole Cap’s had it rough recently.
Losing the Civil War to Iron Man. Dying. Being subsequently arrested for groping women in a bar.
Worse still, now Tony Stark is mocking him.
I suppose it could be worse. He could be Adam West.
Anyhow, Cap (and Batman) might be all screwed up, but now I have Chacarron as my ringtone, so I’m feeling better.