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My day has been beset by a seemingly open calendar going all to hell with tiny, inconsequential tasks and “to-do” items.

In return, I give you the blog post equivalent of chewing gum.

First, I would make it longer than 60 seconds were I chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor. Cold comfort, since I’m still lunch, but still:

I could survive for 1 minute, 25 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

If you’re asking yourself, “Has the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the world yet?” well, multiple things are wrong. Thankfully, you didn’t buy a domain devoted to answering your question.

Lastly, you’re no one if you’re not on Twitter! Which must be true since there’s a song involved.

Bonus Link: The Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator. Further proof that some people are in worse shape, from an Author perspective, than I am.