Separated At Birth: Chuck Liddell & Sloth Fratelli (John Matuszak)

Oh the joys of having a blog like this as an outlet to every whim and passing fancy that, well, passes through my addled mind.

Today’s installment of Separated At Birth was actually suggested by my wife while we were catching up on Dancing with the Stars.

Maybe it’s the open car door ears or the slightly off-kilter eyes or the tuft of hair at the top, but I think Jenn was on to something.

Here’s the tale of the tape:

  Chuck Liddell Lotney “Sloth” Fratelli (John Matszak)
 
Chuck Liddell

Chuck Liddell

Sloth Fratelli

Sloth Fratelli

Nicknames The Iceman Sloth/The Tooz
Height 6′ 2″ 6′ 8″
Weight 205 272
Hair Mohawk Carrot Top
Eyes Close-set and Beady Independent of one another, both functionally and presentationally

I’m not sure I’d say Chuck Liddell is tiny but compared to the imposing Sloth (Matuszak) he seems a tad puny.

Chuck and Sloth both seem to have really sweet sides, but don’t get them angry (Can I get a “Hey, you guys!”?).

Anyhow, Matuszak went too early because he treated his body like an amusement park. Liddell subjects himself to some harsh abuse (NSFW!) too (though not as self-inflicted, it is self-chosen).

Hope your Thursday is as nostalgic and filled with pop culture as mine!

Previous incarnations of Separated at Birth:

Dave Foley and Vicent Kartheiser
Javier Bardem & Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Maria Bello and Mary McCormack
Gerard Butler and Clive Owen
Christopher Meloni and Elias Koteas
Lisa Rinna and Nicholson’s Joker
Janine & Mariska

One thought on “Separated At Birth: Chuck Liddell & Sloth Fratelli (John Matuszak)

  1. Adam says:

    I’ve got a suggestion for a Separated At Birth.

    Melissa George – Linda Cardellini or even including Maria Bello in there, too.

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