In honor of Jason Heyward’s first career grand slam last night against the Chicago Cubs, I thought I’d have a little tongue-in-cheek fun at his expense. It only seems right to do it in a fashion I’m familiar with here on the blog: Separated At Birth.
So, here goes, Separated At Birth: Jason Heyward & Pedro Cerrano.
Here’s the tale of the tape:
|Jason Heyward||Pedro Cerrano (Dennis Haysbert)|
|Height||6′ 5″”||6′ 4″”|
Nothing too serious for a late Summer Wednesday, but you can find supporting documentation/stats for Jason Heyward online and I culled the “stats” on Cerrano/Haysbert from an article and several great fansites.
And if you’re itching to see Cerrano hit a homer, here you go.
Previous incarnations of Separated at Birth:
Malin Akerman & Jennifer Morrison
Sasha Alexander & Jessica Capshaw
Ron Perlman & Tom Waits
Jeri Ryan & Cynthia Watros
Peter Lorre & Evan Handler
Lauren Ambrose & Hillary Tuck
Chuck Liddell & Sloth Fratelli (John Matuszak)
Dave Foley and Vicent Kartheiser
Javier Bardem & Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Maria Bello and Mary McCormack
Gerard Butler and Clive Owen
Christopher Meloni and Elias Koteas
Lisa Rinna and Nicholsonâ€™s Joker