Through no lobbying, need or desire on my part, my employer has foisted a new Blackberry upon me. This means, through the magic of the Blackberry 7290, I’m shackled via this virtual umbilical cord to my office all hours of the day.

Send emailed condolences if you must, but I’m only answering them during business hours, I swear to God.

Here’s the goods, for the geeks out there.

Blackberry 7290