So Jenn and I have been watching the new season of Dancing with the Stars and generally enjoying ourselves, save for when Master P. or Tatum O’Neal “dances”. One of the “performers” who certainly stands out is Lisa Rinna.

Jenn and I have an ongoing debate concerning the authenticity of Lisa Rinna’s lips (clearly collagenized) and breasts (fake?). Whatever her original state, the current version looks a little too plastic for anyone’s taste, which is why I’m making this comparison: Lisa Rinna looks like Jack Nicholson’s Joker in the first Batman film.

The Evidence:

Mrs. Harry Hamlin:
Lisa Rinna

Mr. “Here’s Johnny!”:
The Joker

More Evidence:

Lisa vamping the lips:
Lisa Rinna

Lisa Rinna

Jack vamping The Joker:
The Joker

It’s all too clear now, isn’t it?

If you liked this seperated at birth, you’d love the racy comparison of Mariska Hargitay and Janine Lindemulder.