Spurred on by Merlin’s list of Five things I currently have no intention of doing, here’s a brief list of my own:

Five things I currently have no intention of doing:

  1. enjoying Celine Dion’s music
  2. acknowledging George W. Bush as a human being, let alone the President
  3. working past the age of 55
  4. watching 24, American Idol, The O’Reilly Factor or anything else remotely related to Fox
  5. finishing another one of these damn lists

Sorry for the political and bile bent, but this idea seemed funnier when I bookmarked it. I guess I don’t have the chops for 5ives or McSweeney’s.

G’night!

UPDATE: Family Guy is the exception that proves the rule above. Oh, and very apropos, McSweeney’s newest list: Parallels Between My Living Through Two Years of Middle School and the Two Terms of the Bush Presidency.

Maybe I was right all along.