Mostly Muppet

Happy Anniversary to us, Happy Anniversary to us, Happy Anniversary
dear Seth and Jenn. Happy Anniversary to us!
Today marks 3 years for myself and Jennifer and I couldn’t be any
happier! Love you, Jenn!

Jenn and I spent some time at the movies this weekend and we weren’t at
all disappointed. Saturday we took Jenn’s nephew Trevor to see Spy Kids
2. We hadn’t seen the first movie, but it really didn’t matter. The
family-oriented story featured some of the neatest gadgets since 007,
and some of the old-school, Ray Harryhausen stop motion [...]

I guess you’d call this Death by Chocolate.
What a way to go.

Since I’m depressed I’m seriously considering the most common form of
therapy available here in the United States: shopping. I’m serious. I
think some good, old-fashioned capitalist consumerism will increase my
self-worth and stop my nagging feelings of emptiness, insecurity and
failure.
And what better product to purchase than the DVD of The Fellowship of the Ring? A mass-marketed [...]

I have a few random thoughts today, and that’s it:
1)I’m going to start a collaborative blog for people stuck in traffic.
Maybe blogjam.com or something similar
2)I need to practice my craft (two times) so that I can become the
internationally famous and well-respected singer/songwriter I’ve been
longing to be. Watch out Sting!
3)Does The Onion
need writers? I’m looking for [...]