Mostly Muppet

I didn’t have the constitution to stay up late last night and watch
Star Wars. To add to my diminished geek status, LimeWire is still
downloading the movie, so I couldn’t even watch a poorly videotaped
version.
More than likely I’ll mow the lawn tonight and plop down in front of
the TiVo. Star Wars will be my weekend fun.

No, I don’t have SW:AOC yet. No, I haven’t watched it yet (since it’s
not all downloaded), so stop asking. Thank you.

I’m downloading Star Wars: Attack of the Clones from LimeWire right
now. I feel vey excited and also a little bit dirty. I’m such a fanboy.

Well, we survived. What more can you say about a 4-day trip to Sin City
bookended by a late night and a red-eye, cross-country flight.
We stayed at the fabulous Flamingo hotel and casino and saw Mystere
(Cirque du Soleil) at Treasure Island and Jubilee at Bally’s. Lots of
prime rib and crab legs were had by all.
I didn’t [...]

I got pulled over for speeding last night; 59 in a 45 to be exact. The
officer who issued me the citation saw fit to respond to my simple
questions about the validity of his equipment by telling me to stop the
“lawyer bullshit”. Nice. Very professional. I’ve called the city of
Smyrna to make a formal complaint. I’m [...]