My day has been beset by a seemingly open calendar going all to hell with tiny, inconsequential tasks and “to-do” items.
In return, I give you the blog post equivalent of chewing gum.
First, I would make it longer than 60 seconds were I chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor. Cold comfort, since I’m still lunch, but still:
I could survive for 1 minute, 25 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor
If you’re asking yourself, “Has the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the world yet?” well, multiple things are wrong. Thankfully, you didn’t buy a domain devoted to answering your question.
Lastly, you’re no one if you’re not on Twitter! Which must be true since there’s a song involved.
Bonus Link: The Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator. Further proof that some people are in worse shape, from an Author perspective, than I am.
Minds out of the gutter, internets. Ready? OK.
Yesterday I had a little mishap with a bottle of Odwalla Serious Focus and now I’m paying the price. Spill on keyboard two days ago equals no action in space bar today.
That last sentence alone took five minutes to type.
Productivity: dwindling. Thumb pain: throbbing.
Ok, maybe I’m the one with the gutter mind. 😉
Anyhow, the new Odwalla flavors are quite tasty. A co-worker even asked me about my favorite, which happens to be the previously-blogged Pomegranate Limeade.
This person is now a fan of Naked Juice but I remain steadfast to Odwalla, mostly in the morning (I guess I represent one of their “expanding usage occasions”). Afternoon is tea time and Snapple, after all.
Today it was SuperFood which smells gross, tastes OK, felt good and probably makes me seem like a pretentious douchebag. Such is the life of a pretentious douchebag in denial. Don’t believe me? Ask my moleskine notebook or my titanium frames.
Anyhow, Odwalla juices are good but should not be used as a keyboard lubricant. I feel like I’m typing in quicksand.
Humpday! (There I/we go again!)