Goonies

Oh the joys of having a blog like this as an outlet to every whim and passing fancy that, well, passes through my addled mind.

Today’s installment of Separated At Birth was actually suggested by my wife while we were catching up on Dancing with the Stars.

Maybe it’s the open car door ears or the slightly off-kilter eyes or the tuft of hair at the top, but I think Jenn was on to something.

Here’s the tale of the tape:

	Chuck Liddell	Lotney “Sloth” Fratelli (John Matszak)
	Chuck Liddell	Sloth Fratelli
Nicknames	The Iceman	Sloth/The Tooz
Height	6′ 2″	6′ 8″
Weight	205	272
Hair	Mohawk	Carrot Top
Eyes	Close-set and Beady	Independent of one another, both functionally and presentationally

I’m not sure I’d say Chuck Liddell is tiny but compared to the imposing Sloth (Matuszak) he seems a tad puny.

Chuck and Sloth both seem to have really sweet sides, but don’t get them angry (Can I get a “Hey, you guys!”?).

Anyhow, Matuszak went too early because he treated his body like an amusement park. Liddell subjects himself to some harsh abuse (NSFW!) too (though not as self-inflicted, it is self-chosen).

Hope your Thursday is as nostalgic and filled with pop culture as mine!

Previous incarnations of Separated at Birth:

Mostly Muppet