Ripping the headlines

Per the AJC this morning: UGA soccer player charged with stealing hashbrowns

I heard the crowd “scattered” as the arresting officer “smothered” her to the ground. The Red & Black “covered” the whole thing, but did so poorly. This whole ordeal could only be “topped” if someone made a whole bunch of semi-surreptitious Waffle House references in a commentary.

For all the UGA football fans (myself included) at least this won’t affect the Fulmer Cup standings.

Go Dawgs!