Muppetmation

Muppetmation

Skip Hursh’s animated GIF that I refer to as ‘Muppetmation’

Regardless of whether you pronounce GIF with a hard or a soft “G”, you can’t deny that the simple animations have been raised to something of an art form recently.

The animation above was made by the talented Skip Hursh (Skip also has a Tumblr that’s pretty awesome.) & was pointed out to me by Beau Teague.

There’s something almost steam-powered or Rube Goldberg-esque about the GIFs he makes. They’re mesmerizing in their perpetual, looping motions and their bright colors.

There are plenty of other examples of GIFs for the masses (and for the detractors), but I think Skip’s work should really be seen by a wider audience, even if it isn’t a meme or a screencap or a reaction gif.

Happy Thursday!

Gallery

Muppets, Found on FFFFOUND!

Sometimes surviving Hump Day means you have to post a bunch of Muppet comics images.

It’s clear there are two artists here, but I don’t know either one and I’m not up on the Muppets comic books at all.

I honestly just liked both interpretations of Animal, though Fozzy sitting down with Marc Maron is choice too.

Happy Wednesday!

Animal Drum!

Animal Drum!

Animal!

Animal!

Fozzy Banana Phone

Fozzy Banana Phone

Fozzy WTF?

Fozzy WTF?

Beaker's Brain

Beaker’s Brain

Bunsen's Gun

Bunsen’s Gun

Gonzo The Great Responds

The following open letter is a response by Gonzo to the allegations of one M.B. Cluckerton as recently published by The Awl.

First, let me state that I am grateful for the fine folks here at Mostly Muppet Dot Com for the opportunity to rebut the claims of one M.B. Cluckerton – if indeed that is her real name – in this forum.

I should also lay the groundwork that I am speaking only on my own behalf and not at the behest nor with the express approval of Disney Muppet Global. The opinions expressed herein are my own and in no way indicative.

Gonzo

Gonzo

Having said all of that, give me a f@$%ing break!

You’re gonna believe some chicken$^!t chicken over your own two eyes?!

Please. If you wanna listen to that old clucker, I’ve got a lit canon you can inspect. Completely safe, I promise.

I’m not even that upset that M.B., who I knew as Mabel, chose to air what she believes to be the truth. I get being disgruntled, I really do.

I’ve never been the headliner of the old Muppet marquee (or the new one) and you don’t see me running to the press do you? No, you don’t.

Sure, I’m here now, but that’s because she made it personal when she mischaracterized herself as my “539th domestic partner”.

Lies. Utter lies.

As any idiot with felt eyeballs could tell you, I’ve been in a loving, monogamous relationship with Camilla for almost 40 years now.

Have things always been perfect? No.
Do I have a bit of a wandering eye? Who doesn’t.
Am I a poultry bigamist? No G0*&()! way! NO HOW!

Listen, Mabel was bit player who always showed up on time and hit her marks. There’s plenty of other gals, Ms. Piggy to name one, who couldn’t be bothered to rehearse with half as much heart as Mabel gave, but that’s show business.

Mabel didn’t like that sad fact and who can blame her. She’s out now and, hopefully, happier for it.

But to besmirch all our efforts and, especially, my good name well that’s beyond the pale.

And I’m the weirdo who conducted Liebestr√ɬ§ume while battling a crab, so I know from talent, hard work and “beyond the pale” and you, madam, Mabel, M.B. – whatever the f@$! your real name is, have crossed the line.

Gonzo, formally known as “The Great Gonzo” or “Gonzo the Great,” is the resident daredevil performance artiste on The Muppet Show.

We here at Mostly Muppet Dot Com would like to sincerely thank Gonzo for his candid thoughts on this matter.

Also, go get a copy of The Muppets on DVD or Blu-Ray. You won’t be sorry. We promise.

;-)

For all the folks still reading:

1) Go home
2) This was all just parody. Please, if you’re Disney, don’t sue.

A Very Muppet Oscars

It’s always amazing to see first-hand just how fast the internet moves.

What started yesterday with Brett Ratner out as Oscars producer and continued this morning with Eddie Murphy out as Oscars host has culminated in the rapid ascension of a pop culture idea like no other: a campaign to have The Muppets host the 2012 Oscars.

Don’t believe me? Just check out Facebook or Twitter and you’ll see just how serious things have gotten.

Articles have been written.
Lists have been listed.
Wiki articles have been proferred.
The story has been storyfulled.

And now an anxious nation waits.

But while we’re waiting, I’d like to take this opportunity to think positively and assume they’ll get the gig. Here, then, are my three suggestions for how The Muppets should light the lights and get things started at the 2012 Academy Awards:

  1. Go BIG (musically)
  2. If viewers and fans fall all over themselves when Neil Patrick Harris hosts an awards show, just imagine how nuts things would get with a Muppet musical number to open the show.

    The Oscars are the ultimate variety show spectacle and The Muppets have that genre nailed. Start the music.

  3. Sweetums as enforcer
  4. Winner’s speech running long?
    Presenter’s jokes falling flat?
    Have Sweetums come on stage and physically threaten a celebrity or two. Problem solved.

  5. Statler & Waldorf
  6. They bring the heckling sensibilities of Ricky Gervais without all the previous awards show baggage. What actor could seriously have a problem being razzed by a Muppet?

    Give them the balcony seats already!

In the very unlikely event this is more than a pipe dream, The Academy should seriously hire Jason Segel to write/produce, have Steve Martin as a special guest star and watch as every Gen X TV set in America tunes in.

You’re welcome!

Muppet Star Wars figures

I might have to wait until the Fall to purchase the upcoming Muppet Star Wars figures, but that doesn’t mean I can’t pine for them now.

After posting a link to the figures on Facebook last week my old friends Erik & Kelly Hess sent me a text of the figures on display at the Magic Kingdom (or maybe Disney/MGM Studios).

They’re down in Orlando for Star Wars weekend.

Thanks for the in-person evidence! Can’t wait for these toys!

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