Stupid Lawnmower

Stupid Lawnmower.
I ran over a stump last week. Obviously my fault. I got it fixed a few
days later – the lawnmower, not the stump. Now, however, the lawnmower
won’t idle, the blade just keeps on spinning when it’s not engaged.
I’ve got to kill it to empty the bag.
Restart. Mow. Kill. Restart. Mow. Kill. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
I’m no Magic 8 Ball, but I think the question, “Will I be going to the
Home Depot tomorrow?” would get a resounding Y-E-S!

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