Two people gave me “Nice shirt” compliments today, but they did it in that smarmy, condescending tone that told me I actually look like complete shit. Or metrosexual. Or homosexual. Or like a woman would become sterile just by looking at me.
Either way, I’m more than a little self-conscious about it now and I wish I had a sweater or something to put over the shirt.
I liked the shirt you wore yesterday. And as far as I know, I’m not even gay.
Of course, look at what I wear from day to day. Anything would be impressive to me.
Screw them, doesn’t matter what they think anyway.