Why I dislike La Parrilla, a Mexican restaurant in Fayetteville.
A poem, badly written.
By Seth D. Miller, Esq.

There once was a man from Nantucket

Hickory, dickory dock

The food and service sucked
La Parilla, it disappointed
The lime wedge for my beer was three times too large
This establishment should be avoided

See? Very little information, a wonky rhyme-scheme and two previous failed attempts. A rotten poem for a bad restaurant.