Well, my father-in-law bought us a new lawnmower at Home Depot last
night. Jenn and I will repay him when we see him tonight. I’ll get to
try it out after our getaway weekend to Hilton Head. I’m very happy,
because the lawn looks terrible but not as bad as our slack neighbor’s
yard.
We used to live next to a South African couple, but they sold to a
redneck and his son(?). Our experience isn’t as bad as this guy’s,
but if my yard looks good normally, it looks great when compared to the
one next door.