I’m really having a strange week. I’m listening to some web radio station that just played, in order, R.E.M.’s Everybody Hurts, Counting Crows Round Here and Green Day’s Time Of Your Life.
I can’t remember a time when I’ve been closer to tears at work.
Which reminds me that work sucks and my boss sucks, otherwise why would
I be wasting valuable corporate resources and my own time blogging?
Well, why? Because (and I know you shouldn’t start a sentence with
‘because’) things have just gone progressively downhill since about
Thanksgiving. My productivity is inversely proportional to the amount
of times I’m reminded that whatever I’m working on is “critically
important” to my own personal success and the success of my employer. If I could call “bullshit” in a meeting, I would have done it by now ten fold.

Also, what is up with Jen’s blog getting, like, 240 visitors a day? I need to do some serious blog whoring. Shit, they even have Patron Saints!
Please, someone link to me! I crave attention and recognition for
taking a meager sixty seconds of my day to post here! My life is void
of meaning until someone reads this drivel! Help!