Sheboygan, Wisconsin is the former residence of my parents and the town where my youngest brother graduated from high school. It’s also a city where a young boy got trapped in one of those “grab a stuffed animal with a robotic claw” machines like the one in Toy Story 2.

I’m not making this shit up. This actually happened at the local Piggly Wiggly. The kid’s dad was on the phone, so the kid decided to climb in the machine.

Only in America.