Let me save you the personal Hell that is selling an item on eBay. The registration, the listing fees, the PayPal membership and photos of your item – it’s all an immense hassle. Plus, no one ever mentions the spam-like email you’ll receive from potential buyers in Thailand, despite the fact that we specifically said we’d only ship to the U.S. and fucking Canada!

Which brings me to my main point: anybody wanna buy a video camera?