"Well, it's not quite a mop and it's not quite a puppet… but man (laughs). So to answer your question, I don't know." – Homer Simpson, "A Fish Called Selma"
Pupna the “search engine puppy” vs. the Lycos dog. Advantage: Pupna.
I don’t know why stupid web tricks like this make me smile, but they do. Maybe I can just appreciate cleverness and not-so-secretly wish I’d thought of it first.