Ok, so I’m
stealing this post exposing this idea to more folks via this blog, but the original idea comes from Blog Where I Publish What Is Going on in My Life or What I Think About Things.
Since I’m a fan of Muppets (and by extension, Muppet Babies) as well as The Usual Suspects (I love trick endings, Kevin Spacey and the Bryan Singer X-movies) this was right up my alley.
USUAL SUSPECT BABIES (SUNG TO THE TUNE OF ‘MUPPET BABIES’):
Usual Suspect Babies; weâ€™ve had it with this mess
Usual Suspect Babies; this lineup is BS
McManus: When the feds bust down your door with some charges trumped up bad
Hockney: Just play their game then stare them down and tell them to fuck their dad.
Keaton: Iâ€™m going straight, guys.
McManus: Oswald was a fag
Verbal: Iâ€™m just a gimp
Kuyan: I just want the truth, please
Orca Fat Lady: I drink lots of grease
Hockney: And I stole the truck, so give ME the fuckinâ€™ keys, ha!
Kuyan: Who is Keyser Soze?
Verbal: Who knows, Jose!
Keyser Soze (seen only from the knees down): The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didnâ€™t exist.
All: Yes, Keyser.
Usual Suspect Babies; walk into certain death.
Usual Suspect Babies; plot twist, so hold your breath!
Usual Usual Suspect Suspect
Babies Babies Babies Babies
My piss came out like snot.