10,000 Reasons Civilization is Doomed

We all readily acknowledge that the world is going to Hell in a handbasket and has been since the dawn of time.

The primordial ooze was pretty much the high water mark (pardon the pun) of life’s existence on Earth. It’s only gotten worse.

One site – 10,000 Reasons Civilization is Doomed – aims to document the atrocities.

My contribution, #1190:

The University of Florida and all Gator fans.

Granted, Florida, the state, was already #848 and Ice Hockey in Florida was #386, but I stand by my assertion, as do others.

In any event, I’m just stoked about football season (Go Dawgs!) and had to unleash my ire at the hated Gators in some form or fashion.

[Via Davenetics*]

4 thoughts on “10,000 Reasons Civilization is Doomed

  1. 1998: Florida 38, Georgia 7
    1999: Florida 30, Georgia 14
    2000: Florida 34, Georgia 23
    2001: Florida 24, Georgia 10
    2002: Florida 20, Georgia 13
    2003: Florida 16, Georgia 13
    2004: Georgia 31, Florida 24
    2005: Florida 14, Georgia 10

    I can see where one win in the past eight years might make one’s inferiority turn to anger.

    Go Gators!

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