Here’s my snarky Office Pirates post.
Now that Office Pirates has run aground, here’s my metaphor meltdown list of ways you can be funnier than their site by using Pirate/nautical terminology to describe their demise:
- Looted
- Pillaged
- Sunk
- Ransacked
- Run Aground
- Overboard
- Walked the plank
- Keel-hauled
- Gone to visit Davy Jones’ locker
- Scuttled
- Lowered it’s sails
Feel free to add your own in the comments.
Enjoy the Schadenfreude and pile on others’ misery.
*insert witty Monkey Island-esque swordplay comeback here*
“i am rubber, you are glue?”
You were trying to be funnier…right?