Beers Imbibed: 3
2 Samuel Adams (Lager)
1 Michelob Amber Bock

Games Bowled: 2
103 and 143, respectively, thank you very little.

Songs Crooned: 1 1/2
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer and
Paradise By The Dashboard Light

The latter was cut short (at just over 5 minutes) because other co-workers wanted a shot at asshattery.

In summary, awesome!