I found this quote over at Eschaton both hilarious and sad:

“You know what I’ve heard about Shepard Smith… Shep Smith? Queer as a French Horn…”
–Rob Cordry, Daily Show.

You see, I played the French Horn in high school and college. Still have one in the basement, just not locked up like the gimp. That would be the realm of that wall-eyed fucking queerbait himself, Shepard Smith.

God bless you, Daily Show.