The Toddler Dialogues

Two conversations on the ride home this evening, with my beloved daughter, Raelyn.

Rae: Open your eyes
Me: Ok
R: Open your glasses (take them off)
M: Ok
R: Gimme your glasses, daddy
M: No, Rae. Daddy’s glasses are fragile and very expensive
R: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
M: * blink *
R: * looks sideways at me to see if I’m still watching her *
M: 🙂
R: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Rae: I want the light on, Daddy
Me: Ok (opens car door – interior light comes on)
R: Thank you
M: It’s spectacular
R: No!
M: It’s stupendous
R: No, it’s a light

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