The Dude Abides Haiku

After watching The Big Lebowski last night, I hit up the internets for all the details it could reveal about the film and it’s unusualness. I found a haiku generator – Big Lebowski Haikumatic – that puts my own meager haiku generator to shame.

Lotta what-have-yous
In the parlance of our times
Who’s splitting hairs here?

I blame the source material.

Coen Brothers – 1
Seth’s idle hands/mind – 0

I’ve also put a Dude “Abide” t-shirt, courtesy of Lebowskifest and reminiscent of the “Obey” Andre the Giant shirts/logos, on my list for Santa. It’ll (hopefully) really tie the room together.

Or something.

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