Another Monday, another mind-numbingly insipid post about Guitar Hero.

What else can I say? I’m obsessed.

• The Ultimate Guitar Hero Controller

I want one!

I’ve got a shitty old Stratocaster copy that’d work fine.

Hmm. New Year’s project?

• Build Your Own Guitar Hero Controller

There you go!

Now I’ve got a guitar AND instructions.

• GUITAR FACE OR O-FACE?

Once I have the guitar, all that’s left is the “performance” anyhow.

Test your knowledge.

Click the link. You know you want to.

I know I’m a bit one-note lately with all the short bulleted lists and quiz badges, but it’s December.

Gooey goodness in January, I promise.