If you’re going to go to war, it’s a good thing to get a real declaration of war or a resolution or something. Unlike our own war in Iraq, the good folks behind The God Movie have taken it upon themselves to lead the war on Christmas since no other secular/leftist/atheist/humanist would take up the cause.
From their press release:
â€œNo Christmas pageant or Nativity display is safe from our troops,â€ said Flemming. â€œWherever the mythical figure Jesus is celebrated as if he were real, we will be there with an information barrage. We will undercut the idea that there is any point at all to celebrating the â€˜birthâ€™ of a character in a fairy tale.â€
And here’s the official declaration of war:
We call it Christmas, we even put up a Christmas tree, but in my cold, heathen heart I know there is no God. Eat THAT, Bill O’Reilly!
I’ll be celebrating Festivus and loving it.
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