I’m tempted to say that I’ve got what plants crave, but that’s Brawndo and not Brawny. Entirely different cosplay.

As it stands we’re two days away from Halloween and I’ve dressed up as a more hirsute version of the Brawny Paper Towel Guy.

Old guy had a 70’s pornstache, new guy is clean shaven and me, I’ve got a full beard & glasses.


Old & Brawny


New Brawny Guy
Clean-shaven & Brawny


Am I Brawny?
The glasses are working against me.

Maybe it’s better if I buy that Brawndo t-shirt for next year and purchase the paper towels for Thursday night. What do you think?

Not sure I can outdo Don Draper or The Dude or Magnum P.I. this year, but what I lack in creativity I’ll make up for in facial hair, plaid & laziness.

Happy Halloween!

I Am Don Draper

Clearly, I need help. I’ve made good on my promise to dress as Don Draper for Halloween.

First, I blogged the facial hair, then I blogged Mad Men and now I’m clean-shaven and I *am* Don Draper.

Pics below:

Me as Don Draper

Me as Don Draper

More shots of me AND Jenn as Don and Betty coming soon. These are courtesy of co-worker and commenter Mel.

Happy Halloween!

Late Update: Jenn & Seth as Betty & Don.