Separated At Birth: Jason Heyward & Pedro Cerrano

In honor of Jason Heyward’s first career grand slam last night against the Chicago Cubs, I thought I’d have a little tongue-in-cheek fun at his expense. It only seems right to do it in a fashion I’m familiar with here on the blog: Separated At Birth.

So, here goes, Separated At Birth: Jason Heyward & Pedro Cerrano.

Here’s the tale of the tape:

  Jason Heyward Pedro Cerrano (Dennis Haysbert)
Jason Heyward
Jason Heyward
Pedro Cerrano (Dennis Haysbert)
Pedro Cerrano (Dennis Haysbert)
Height 6′ 5″” 6′ 4″”
Weight 240 230
Bats Left Right
Throws Left Right

Nothing too serious for a late Summer Wednesday, but you can find supporting documentation/stats for Jason Heyward online and I culled the “stats” on Cerrano/Haysbert from an article and several great fansites.

And if you’re itching to see Cerrano hit a homer, here you go.


Previous incarnations of Separated at Birth:

Malin Akerman & Jennifer Morrison
Sasha Alexander & Jessica Capshaw
Ron Perlman & Tom Waits
Jeri Ryan & Cynthia Watros
Peter Lorre & Evan Handler
Lauren Ambrose & Hillary Tuck
Chuck Liddell & Sloth Fratelli (John Matuszak)
Dave Foley and Vicent Kartheiser
Javier Bardem & Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Maria Bello and Mary McCormack
Gerard Butler and Clive Owen
Christopher Meloni and Elias Koteas
Lisa Rinna and Nicholson’s Joker

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